Primordial Süp Beer Mats

£2.50

They are card beer mats.  In our colours.  We think they’re cool.   If you agree, get some.  8 mats per order.

In stock

SKU: PRBM

Description

Not sure how to sex-up or add sizzle to beer mats but let’s give it a go.

Just as Eric Clapton and George Thorogood require their own special pieces of carpet upon which to perform Primordial Süp requires a suitable place upon which to rest.  Trouble is, as Süp is not yet available for home consumption you will have to soil it by placing a lesser beverage upon it.   Do not worry though, these beer mats are confident and secure and able to withstand such humiliation and scorn etc…etc…

How was that?   At the end of the day they are card beer mats.  In our colours.  We think they are cool.   If you agree, get some.

8 (eight) mats per order.

NB:  IF YOU ARE ADDING TO AN EXISTING PRE-ORDER PLEASE USE “FREE DELIVERY” IN THE PROMO CODE AND PUT YOUR PRE-ORDER NUMBER IN THE NOTES