Primordial News

Pride of Primordial Bauble

Published in on Thursday, October 31st, 2019

The 2019 Pride of Primordial Bauble, it rocks your fucking tree!

The Baubles have been handcrafted from Wood and Pride of Primordial Tartan by a member of the PRFam.

Primordial Standard Key Ring/Pet Tag

Published in on Sunday, September 1st, 2019

Time to give your keys some Primordial love with the new keyring! in fact, you can even use them as a pet colour tag, they have been designed to have a blank backing so it can be engraved.

It has also been suggested you could take them off the split ring and use them for earrings!

Three sizes are available:

  • 23mm
  • 27mm
  • 32mm

The front has a soft enamel finish and the back has a black sandblasted effect that is suitable for engraving on.

The Lanyard

Published in on Friday, June 28th, 2019

Are you bored with your work-issued lanyard?  Well, now you can ditch it for a Primordial one!

Keep loosing your key’s? Well, clip one of these to them and find them with ease!

……Ahh, you get the gist! it’s a Lanyard



Primordial Radio – Car Sticker

Published in on Monday, June 24th, 2019

Here we have a simple yet powerful car sticker, rub it, stick it, peel it and presto, you can show your colours to the world.

£4 each or 3 for £10

We Want You – Car Sticker

Published in on Wednesday, June 19th, 2019

Well, you know that Sledgehammer Moose didn’t want… well Matt did such an outstanding job we have turned it into a car stick for all motorists to admire and head our call to join the #cult.

£2 each or 3 for £5


Published in on Wednesday, December 12th, 2018

Each pair lovingly hand made by Jamie Cornish.

Temporary Tats

Published in on Thursday, November 22nd, 2018

Afraid of commitment?  #noregerts


Published in on Monday, October 22nd, 2018

To answer your question; very awesome.


Published in on Wednesday, May 16th, 2018

Can a battle jacket be described as buff?

Primordial Standard Wristband

Published in on Sunday, June 18th, 2017

Adorn that unsightly link between arm and hand with the Primordial Standard Wristband.
A 1 inch debossed silicon wristband featuring the Primordial Radio Logo.

Primordial Standard Pin

Published in on Wednesday, June 14th, 2017


Wear the Primordial Standard in convenient pin-badge size.
Colour: Black
Design: Primordial Radio Logo
Backing Card: Primordial Radio Logo, Cell Design and #IamPrimordial hashtag