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Half Man, Half Mince Pie | Podcast

Published / Wed 7 Jan 2026

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Today, we’re discussing the strange limbo between Christmas and New Year’s Eve, where time loses all meaning, regular routines fall apart, and you suddenly realise everyone is absolutely knackered.

But Moose and Dews catch up, regardless to chat about Christmas as it really is… There’s festive joy, tantrums, overindulgence and overstimulation, and that’s before they even mention Dews’ toddler. Yeah, it’s the kind of week where small disagreements over who left the stove on blow up simply because everyone’s running on fumes.

Despite this, the guys reflect on their respective Christmas experiences, while looking ahead to the upcoming Primordial events in 2026, such as UpVote, Burns Supper and some potential New Year resolutions…



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Podcast Highlights

In this podcast, you will hear:

  • The Weird Space Between Christmas And New Year
  • Overstimulation And Broken Routines
  • Parenting While Exhausted
  • Arguments That Aren’t About The Argument
  • The Stress Of Buying A Bed
  • Booze, Gifts, And Festive Excess
  • Gratitude And Thoughtful Presents
  • Community Events And Gatherings
  • Dry January And Health Reflections
  • Embracing Change Without Fear

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