It’s back !
Hello once again dear listener, and welcome back to this, our journey down the bifurcated legs of the trousers of time that is the Lost In Porridge Plaguecast, brought to you by Primordial Radio.
Formed from the daily episodes of the most pant-soilingly exciting broadcasting since “that bloke on Bridgerton” this plaguecast is a collection of this weeks adventures in outrageously fictional yarn-spinning
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge; part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand-up, part-time used furniture physicist. Rumour has it that using nothing more than a hammer, a chisel, three meters of Draylon, and a tupperware container full of uranium 235, Porridge was once able to harness the power of dark energy and create the holy grail of used furniture physics; A posimacassar! A feat which prompted several notable Nobel Prize winner to state that Porridge had “touched God’s cloth.”
Last week, we left our heroes embroiled in a complete lack of terrible peril! They had achieved their aim and – quite frankly – were wondering what to do for the rest of season 2 when they received a message from their crewmate – Pirate Captain Bonney – calling for their aid. What great adventure will happen next? Will our heroes survive? Will they make it to season 3 without jumping the shark? Unlikely. Listen on and – possibly – find out!
The Plaguecast – WTF ?
Formed from the daily despatches of one Dr. Porridge, this plaguecast is a collection, an omnibus of this weeks adventures. Like Eastenders only with slightly less cockneys and higher production values
Our intrepid guide is none other than Dr Cornelius Porridge,part gentleman adventurer, part steampunk stand up, and part dimension-straddling sausage roll. A man known throughout history as “that bloke in the pub who drank all the rum while talking bollocks”
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