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JIRA Tech Support Raincoat

Thursday, October 5th, 2017

Hello Y’all, Hope all is well.    Welcome to another thrilling tech support update.     Kudos to Blunty, Appman Paul, and Mark B for their firefighting skills as more than half of the infernos have been dowsed. We have made arrangements to have our very own dedicated server which we shall integrate across the weekend […]

Top 5 Ways To Spontaneously Human Combust

Wednesday, October 4th, 2017

I struggled giving this bit a snappy, attention grabbing headline so googled ‘what makes a good headline’ and evidently sensational lists work.    You’re reading this.  So there.   It’s ironic I am concerned about headlines particularly following my time in the Valley of the Ultra Wankers but once you realise everyone is a hypocrite it’s […]

Primordial Radio 101 – One For The Lefties

Tuesday, June 13th, 2017

There exists in our brains a rigid dichotomy between the left and the right where both parties act in our best interest but rarely agree resulting in ceaseless conflict.   You know the conversation where the righties are lobbying in your brain saying “Fuck yeah, one more tequila is a great idea…” and the lefties […]

Label Me

Thursday, May 18th, 2017

Back when Jesus was a boy we asked you to submit your ideas for the Primordial Sup (much better if I knew how to get umlats onto things) Beer label.  ‘Member that?   Oh, the good ole days when you didn’t have to lock your door and Dewsbury (the place) was nothing but orange groves.     Anyway, […]

Treat ‘Em Like Children

Thursday, May 4th, 2017

As I’ve traipsed through this life I’ve come to the conclusion the most effective way to get best from others is to treat them like children. Being a child is one thing we share and those basic emotions and needs remain in us regardless of age. We are born with the capacity to love and […]

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